Soulja Bai blind Clinty de Willie

Mar 11, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

A politician is someone who gun lay down your life for his country. Is not dem boys seh suh. Is a old American businessman seh suh. And dem boys seh he damn right.
When Hay Heff See and Hap New been out of power dem talk how dem gun jail that scamp Jagdeo and all he kavakamites. Dem also seh dem gun regularise this and regularize that; how dem gun fix this and fix that. Nutten ain’t fix up to now.
Dem gun go out of power and de same people who dem promise to jail gun end up jailing dem.
Dem promise to cancel de radio licence wha Jagdeo share out and mek it right. Dem boys want to know if dem fall in a coma.
Dem promise fuh release de findings of de forensic audit. If dem boys didn’t talk dem woulda never hear that de audit gun be released next two weeks.
Dem promise to set up Procurement Commission. That ain’t happen too and dem doing de same thing wha de Pee Pee Pee use to do—give out contract willy nilly at any price. And dem using dem same scampish engineer’s estimates.
Dem use to seh that not accepting favour and tekking donations like how Jagdeo use to love tekking stuff.
Dem was de same people who cuss Jagdeo when he tek de 50 laptop from that Chinee company—Haier. Dem boys seh Soulja Bai and he team doing de same thing. Yesterday, dem boys nearly drop down when dem see de foreign oil company giving dem $20 million fuh clean up Botanic Gardens. Dem boys want to know if dem tun whores and prostitutes like you know who.
Dem boys can understand if foreign people got a training session and invite dem to participate in de training. That is what you call help. Guyana gone beyond begging which dem now calling by a new name –corporate responsibility.
Clinty de Willie had corporate responsibility till he lost de wuk fuh eating. Dem boys hear he not getting enough big basha and jumbo prawns fuh eat. Dem things good fuh yuh eye.
He get blurry eye. That is how he crash into de library fence. Dem Chinee loggers fix de fence fuh ee.
Talk half and get a trawler fuh Clinty suh he can get back he eyesight.