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Dec 28, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
People been going to gym whole year; some of dem decide to watch wha dem eating because dem was getting li’l too heavy. Some of dem did want to fit de same clothes that dem been wearing couple years before and some of dem want compete wid dem li’l gyal.
But dem boys know that Christmas is de time when man and woman does throw diet and exercise through de window. Some woman decide that dem done wid diet and exercise from de time de first Christmas carol play pun de radio.
From de time dem friend start talk bout macaroni and cheese, baked ham, garlic pork and pepper pot dem belly start fuh rumble. Well dem boys want to see wha gun happen when Old Year’s Night come because some of dem eat till dem own clothes can’t fit dem.
But dem wasn’t alone. Brazzy always like eat and he never think bout gym till he doctor tell he that he getting short of breath at de slightest bit of wuk except when he counting money. He waist get even more big and he behind spread like a fan. He had a grand Christmas.
De Donald had a good one too. He shave he head but he watch wha he was eating suh he actually lose weight. De Rat lose weight too because nobody ain’t invite he to eat and de wine bar didn’t open fuh de holidays because Brazzy was too busy stuffing he mouth.
Bob Bee had he own problems. He couldn’t find anybody to cook fuh he suh he too control he weight and he size. In fact, he lose weight.
Old Year’s coming and is problems fuh some who ain’t got friends. And de Bees ain’t got friends. Dem only got demself. De king Bee believe that he is still running de country suh he send a message that no Government Ministry must keep party at Pegasus. And all because Badal and Khemraj talk bout de Marriott.
Well dem boys seh that de New Year coming and de Bees know what else coming.
Talk half and don’t cry fuh de Bees.
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