Like CN get katahar seeds

Aug 15, 2008 Features / Columnists

The Parrot tuned in to the Half Dozen Channel to be on the roll call of those who tuned in to the return of the “Vise”.

The “fuss” thing I noticed was that the Host, CN, announced, said that the phro-grem was now named “The Vise of CN Charmaa.

He saying that and his hoperators had on screen, “The Vise of de Pea-ple”. Obviously somebody ain’t tell somebody something.

So much for internal discussion on the phro-grem over the last four months; so much for a flawless, fewer flaws on returning. The status quo has been maintained; it’s the same old story again.

Talking ‘bout story, it’s the same old set o’ pea-ple on the phro-grem; Sand-key and Jokey, Jho-ee; their story is “same old, same old” like the death announcement music pun radio.

As Jho-ee was pontificating, talking, a caller called me to complain that he, Jho-ee, was being vulgar pun the TV. I said that no such crudity has resonated within the confines of my audiological mechanisms.

She said “me nah no’ wah yuh ‘a she deh, but daman (not Reep) a taak a lot a commonness”.

After a while I realised what she meant; Jho-ee was just being his repetitive self with his communist’s mantra. He even talked about the plenty letters that Fuzzy from N-sea-N wrote about his father’s legacy.
The Parrot would like to make an observation in this regard.

Everybody has accepted that the late Dr. Cheddi has left a rich legacy; everybody except Freddie. So how come Jho-ee not talking ‘bout what Freddie saying ‘bout this?

According to dem boys, Freddie trying to re-write history and denigrating the good name of the late President in the process.

Some time back, the same Jho-ee was so mad with Freddie that he promised him a box. So how come the box ain’t deliver even though Freddie still bad-mouthing Jho-ee father?

Given Freddie’s recent writings on the same issue and given Jho-ee’s passion shown when he promised the box, a second box might be in order.

All dem boys seh, seeing that Freddie and Jho-ee are basically on the same side of the fence, outside the House of Freedom, Jho-ee has now promised Freddie two boxes; two boxes of Cuban cigars instead.

Talk about double standards on commonness communists. Freddie looking out with a face-guard and caution for the boxes. But that’s his-tory.

Back to the show, the star czar ‘ost, CN, started off by thanking Minister MBA for his seeds. OK, let me rephrase that. He thanked the MBA for seeds he sent him which kept him occupied during the four months he was off.

The Parrot would like to know what kind of seeds he got, because, knowing CN, if produce were produced, he would have elegantly displayed them on his phro-grem. Did the MBA give him coconut and katahar seeds?

Anyway, CN seh that if by some chance fluke he move from resident to President, he will make Guyana a state of the United States.

How could a political leader, as he claims to be, make such a statement regarding the sovereignty of Guyana? Is this a seditious statement? Like CN ain’t learn.

Sand-key was calling for the release of the Olive-man. With the kind of statement I just alluded to, he might have to add CN’s name.

By the way, the same Sand-key said on the phro-grem that over the past four months death announcements were fragmented and that it’s a good thing that the Half Dozen Channel is back so that pea-ple can see the details of those who met their demise. He basically admitted that that pea-ple look at the channel only for death announcements.

By his own admission, pea-ple not interested in the “Vise of CN Charmaa”. Like CN ain’t seeing. I wouldn’t be surprised if Sand-key is not on the next phro-grem.
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