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De Guyana Chat-3 is a pretensive whore

Oct 31, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

 

De world full of pretensive people. Dem come in all form, style and fashion. People in general male and female complain how dem meet some pretensive whores, both man and woman. Dem boys meet plenty in dem lifetime. Ask Uncle Adam.

Dem boys meet one de other day. At de top of he voice he holla how he a wan Chat-3. Dem boys learn that Chat-3 is de second highest class of people in India. Dem is de warriors and all of dem name Singh. A pandit who call dem boys tell dem that he nah know since when Lall and Nandlall tun Chat-3.

Donald tell dem boy that de closest Nandlall come to being a Singh is when he sing pun phone wid Gilly.

De pandit seh that you got to born a Chat-3. He seh that all of dem who come to Guyana come as slaves. Dem was de lowest 3 in India that come to Guyana. Dem come to wuk hard and any war dem had to fight was wid cow and bull, goat, sheep and de bush.

Anil come from En-more wheh he mussee fight wid En-less cow, bull and sheep. Dem boys seh that he probably do more than fight wid dem cow and sheep. De pandit went on to seh that Chat-3 is people who don’t swallow alcohol and use dem kinda f*** and s**** language. Chat-3 don’t pick fare. That is wha de pandit seh.

Another religious leader, a priest, call when he listen de tape he seh he see de man wha resemble de devil, hand, foot, style and sulphur inside de recording.

This pretensive Chat-3 did seh that he is a thoroughbred and that he come from a higher caste than Jagdeo, he best friend Babby, and de fat crook.

Later in de afternoon one Imam from Lima, Essequibo, call dem boys and tell dem that he can understand Jagdeo is a Chamar, and Babby is a Lamatar. A Chamar is de lowest class in India and Lamatar is a lamutah.

But he can’t understand wheh anybody can fit de fat crook. He must be a crocodile.

Talk half and ask Donald how much pretensive whore he got as friends.

 

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