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Dem boys seh…Donald playing Santa

Dec 24, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Donald playing Santa. And he like de part. In fact dem boys seh that this is de best thing he ever do since de opposition behaving like if dem is de government. He tek money and he buy Christmas gift fuh dem old people and dem poor children who parents can’t afford to buy nice things fuh dem children.
He travel all over de country but instead of a sleigh which nobody in Guyana ever see, he use dem fancy car de government does use. But he had to prepare. He shave he head and he keep de beard. He also had de belly suh all he had to do was get de suit.
When de man tun up at de fuss place everybody clap and then he sit down. Dem children run and sit down pun he lap. Brazzy did tek he children to meet Santa because he don’t believe in spending money when he can get something free. Then he decide fuh sit down pun Donald lap.
De chair break and he and Donald end up pun de floor. De next day Donald fire he security and hire another set. He blame dem from mekking Brazzy come near he. But he like de Santa thing suh he continue. Only thing is that he dealing wid old people because dem not too heavy like Brazzy and dem don’t like sitting down pun people lap fuh de simple reason that when dem sit down dem got serious problem getting up.
De man light every Christmas tree in de city and he open de Christmas village in he Santa suit. When de cameras flash de other day when dem open de Christmas village and Donald see de photo in de papers he nearly faint. He tell dem boys is a good thing he didn’t sit down. He see Irfaat in de photo and everybody know that Irfaat got size.
Talk half and pray fuh Donald.

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