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Dem boys seh…Ralphie calling de shots

Jul 02, 2012 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

People don’t know wha dem got till dem lost it. A man got a wife and he does tek she fuh granted till she lef he. Then he does tun round and beg. He does also mek all kind of promise. Is de same thing wid some political party.
De Pee Pee Pee had Ralphie. De man tell dem that he interested in mekking a run fuh de presidency.
Dem laugh. Jagdeo did already tell he that as long as he deh round Ralphie would never be president. Everybody tek Ralphie fuh granted.
Things meet de stage wheh every Clement, Gail and Wha he Name decide that dem can cuss Ralphie. Well de man decide that he can’t tek it no more.
He decide fuh lef. Just like how another man or woman does grab de partner wha somebody tek fuh granted and reject is just suh Prakash and Moses did waiting fuh grab Ralphie.
Well dem boys never see people run fuh collect dem reject. Dem run more fast than people who throw away dem lamp because dem get lights when dem get de first blackout. Now Ralphie sitting down like a virgin waiting fuh she husband. He smiling like if he can’t stop.
Uncle Donald head spinning. He want Ralphie because he know if Prakash dem put dem hand pun he is done de Pee Pee Pee done. People gun conclude that de party breaking up.
But dem boys also know that a man or woman don’t guh back without conditions. Ralphie want some of dem to go to jail and he gun tell Uncle Donald fuh jail dem before he come back. Watch and see if dem cleaning out de Camp Street jail.
Talk half and wait fuh de other half.

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