Latest update January 25th, 2025 7:00 AM

Guyana's largest selling daily and New York's most popular weekly

Latest News

One fuh road

Dec 11, 2024 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists

Dem Boys Seh…

Kaieteur News- Dis man flying down de road, doing 90 in a 80 zone. Outta nowhere, he see flashing lights in he rearview. Police hot on he tail. Dis man think quick, seh to heself, “Nah, I ain’t pulling over just yet.”

De man bin having some drinks before. So he realize he in bigger problems than simply speeding. So he mash gas—95, 100, 110, 140. He did trying fuh lose de police patrol car. But de faster he go, de patrol car still deh behind like a shadow. De man finally seh, “Dis ain’t mekkin sense,” and he pull over.

De officer walk up slow-slow, looking cautious, like he dealing wid a wild animal. De man roll down he window and put both hands out, playing all innocent.

“You know you was speeding, right?” de officer seh. “But listen, it’s de end of me shift, and me boys meeting up fuh some beers and a game of dominoes. So you get one chance fuh explain why you tekking liberty wid de speed limit.”

De man tek a deep breath, put on he best innocent face, and seh, “Officer, leh me tell you de truth. Bout a year ago, me wife run away wid a traffic policeman. I seh, ‘Good riddance!’ Best ting ever happen to me. But when I see your lights, meh heart jump. I swear you was bringing she back.”

De officer stop, tek a hard look at de man, and then he buss out laughing. He seh, “Alright, drive safe. And keep yuh speed down next time!”

Talk half. Leff half.

 

(One fuh road)

Similar Articles

The Glenn Lall Show | January, 24th, 2025

Follow on Tik Tok @Glennlall

 

THE BLUNT OF THE DAY

Sports

Hayley Matthews and Sherfane Rutherford named in ICC ODI Teams of the Year

Hayley Matthews and Sherfane Rutherford named in ICC ODI Teams of the...

Jan 25, 2025

SportsMax – After producing some stellar performances in 2024, it comes as no surprise that West Indies’ Hayley Matthews and Sherfane Rutherford were named in the ICC Women’s and Men’s...
Read More
Future of West Indies Cricket To Take Centre Stage at CARICOM Heads of Government Meeting in Barbados

Future of West Indies Cricket To Take Centre...

Jan 25, 2025

Bounty/Antonio’s Grill One Day Season Opener set for tomorrow

Bounty/Antonio’s Grill One Day Season Opener...

Jan 25, 2025

Former Upper Demerara Football Administrator and Coach to be buried today in Linden

Former Upper Demerara Football Administrator and...

Jan 25, 2025

Statistician Charwayne Walker expresses appreciation for former footballer Birdette Marshall

Statistician Charwayne Walker expresses...

Jan 25, 2025

BCB U15 LCSS ALUMNI Association inter zone U15 Competition begins today in Berbice

BCB U15 LCSS ALUMNI Association inter zone U15...

Jan 25, 2025

Features/Columnists

Publisher’s Note

Freedom of speech is our core value at Kaieteur News. If the letter/e-mail you sent was not published, and you believe that its contents were not libellous, let us know, please contact us by phone or email.

Feel free to send us your comments and/or criticisms.
Contact: 624-6456; 225-8452; 225-8458; 225-8463; 225-8465; 225-8473 or 225-8491.
Or by Email: [email protected] / [email protected]

Weekend Cartoon

Bridge Watch

Demerara Harbour Bridge

> Berbice Bridge […]