Latest update March 29th, 2024 12:59 AM
Mar 24, 2023 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Dem Boys Seh…
Kaieteur News – Deh gat some people when dem tell yuh walk, yuh should run. Dem does advise yuh fuh do one thing and de result does be another thing.
Dem like some of dem weathermen we gat. When de tell yuh, yuh gan get a nice, sunny day, walk with yuh umbrella. It gan rain.
Dem like some of dem politicians. When dem tell yuh about bumber crops, yuh gat to stock up because deh gan gat a shortage. Whatever dem tell yuh, yuh gat to do de opposite. If dem tell yuh walk, yuh better buss a sprint.
Dem pilot does gat to get de right weather forecast. Otherwise dem could endanger dem passengers’ lives. It remind dem boys of de time a plan took off from Timehri Airport. After it reach a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom:
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax – OH, MY G-D!”
Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger in economy class shouted back, “That’s nothing. He should see the back of mine!”
Talk half. Leff half!
THIS IDIOT TELLING GUYANA WE HAVE NO SAY IN THE 50% PROFIT SHARING AGREEMENT WE HAVE WITH EXXON.
Mar 29, 2024
By Rawle Toney Kaieteur Sports – After a series of outstanding performances in 2023, Tianna Springer, dubbed the ‘wonder girl’, is eagerly gearing up to compete in this year’s...Kaieteur News – Good Friday in Guyana is not what it used to be. The day has lost much of its solemnity. The one day... more
By Sir Ronald Sanders Kaieteur News – In the face of escalating global environmental challenges, water scarcity and... more
Freedom of speech is our core value at Kaieteur News. If the letter/e-mail you sent was not published, and you believe that its contents were not libellous, let us know, please contact us by phone or email.
Feel free to send us your comments and/or criticisms.
Contact: 624-6456; 225-8452; 225-8458; 225-8463; 225-8465; 225-8473 or 225-8491.
Or by Email: [email protected] / [email protected]