Chat-3 run to court and Jagdeo faint, kantractor seeks $14M more

Apr 26, 2017 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

There is an old saying. You never too old to learn and each day that goes by somebody does learn a new trick. De Chat-3 teach SOCU a lesson yesterday.
He go down on ee knees wid tears in his eyes, snot in his nose and sorrow in his face And tell dem boys that he gun give back de law books after SOCU tell him he not going home until de books reach.
Lo and behold, de man gone to de court and a judge tell SOCU to keep you hands off dem law books until we hear this matter.
Dem boys hear de Chat-3 walk out de court smiling at two of de officers from SOCU. But SOCU whisper to dem boys and seh “Who laugh last laugh best.”
Dem boys hear there is another unbelievable and unconscionable devil who get pay fuh something he never finish.
He get part of de money fuh a settlement between de govt and heself. De other day he write a letter to Soulja Bai and cc it to some of Soulja Bai people.
A copy of de letter come to de Waterfalls paper from de same man who he get to prepare de letter. This man ask fuh $14 million more because de US dollar gone up and de settlement ain’t fully paid.
Dem boys want to know where this thing gun end. This is beyond human comprehension.
A man tek thing wha ain’t belong to him and going to court fuh claim it and mek it legal. Another one get a settlement wha no mad man would have granted much less a sane individual. He now want an increase because he seh de value of de US dollar gone up.
Dem scamps does do what dem do in de daytime and in de night time dem does do wuss. Jagdeo did get ketch in a Campbellville house five doors from wheh he use to live. At de time he use to wuk at State Planning.
Just when de owner was going to raise de alarm Jagdeo seh, “Do you remember wha I said in de Bible?’
“I said I will come like a thief in de night. I have come again. Blessed are you among men that you have stayed away as I told you.”
De home owner look at Jagdeo, smile and replied, “Sir, you have fallen into de hands again, of Pontius Pilate again. I will nail you tonight.”
Jagdeo faint.
Talk half and wait to see wha SOCU gun do.