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May 25, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Since Soulja Bai authorize de forensic audits into de dealings of de previous govt a lot of dutty things, unlawful things and weird things come out.
De GMC auditor fingers de GM. When dem boys read that, dem want to know if de GM bend down bad or sit down careless wid ee behind expose. Then dem boys hear Jordan seh de economy in good shape.
When dem boys read bout de good shape right away dem think about Banks DIH and dem Coca Cola ad. Dem gyals shape like a coke bottle.
Jordan was de one who seh Guyana economy in a good shape. Ashni Singh think he had a good shape; so did Irfaat, Brassington and now Jordan. That is why Guyana still deh de same place. Is de same shape it had all de time.
But dem boys remember Ronald Reagan once said, “Govt is like a baby’s alimentary canal wid a happy appetite at one end (de mouth) and no responsibility at de other end.
Then dem got Donald. He write a letter in de press yesterday saying how Cheddi Jagan was de greatest asset Guyana ever had. But he fail to include that he Donald, is de dumbest Guyana ever produce.
Dem boys know a man who might challenge him. He waiting pun a court result. He want $400 million from dem boys and he ain’t even seh a word to de judges to justify asking.
Tomorrow is independence. People gun dress in clothes wid de colours of de flag. Dem boys hear Donald de Dumb, Jagdeo de Scamp and Sam de Blind plan to come out and celebrate wid everybody.
De only thing is that dem clothes wouldn’t have de national colours.
Dem boys plan to tattoo de colours behind de heads of de Blind and de Dumb and as for de scamp, Jagdeo dem boys plan to tattoo he forehead and he nose so he must look like Rudolph de Red Nose clown.
Talk half and hope every Guyanese enjoy Guyana’s jubilee from tonight.
THIS IDIOT TELLING GUYANA WE HAVE NO SAY IN THE 50% PROFIT SHARING AGREEMENT WE HAVE WITH EXXON.
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