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Apr 11, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Old people always seh that rat shouldn’t try go get cheese when he know that he didn’t put it deh. But all dem rat don’t think about that. All dem does think about is cheese. De big Rat couldn’t wait to get he hand pun de cheese when he tek over de ship.
Dem boys seh that he tek so much that when he couldn’t fit cheese in he mouth and he pocket he call he friends and share to dem. De new people who tek over de house try to find out how much cheese disappear.
Dem conduct audit upon audit and while dem seeing de trail dem can’t mek de trap fly.
Dem boys seh that dem didn’t know that dem had some big rat who move in wid de new home owner.
One rat use to sit down outside and cuss. He even threaten wha he ain’t gun do wid dem old rat. But dem boys seh that when he smell de cheese everything fly out he brain.
He find out that it was difficult to get to de cheese safe so he go to de people who preparing de cheese and that is wheh he get ketch. He had cheese all round he mouth till he couldn’t talk. If he did only open he mouth he woulda choke.
But dem boys not prepared to wait till he swallow. De thing wha get some people vex is that this rat walking around smelling of cheese and he still ain’t getting trap. One of he colleagues try to trap him by telling him to come clean. He couldn’t even talk then because he mouth still full and he ain’t getting a chance to swallow.
That is when Soulja Bai seh that he got to deal wid this situation. As a church man Soulja Bai know de Bible good. He know de commandments. One of dem seh ‘Thou shalt not steal.’
This week dem boys hear that he gun walk wid de Bible and ask this rat to read it. And if he still can’t talk then Soulja Bai will turn de page of de Bible to de part which seh, “Those who know he master’s will and doeth it not shall be beaten wid many stripes”
Talk half and wait fuh de blows to fall.
THIS IDIOT TELLING GUYANA WE HAVE NO SAY IN THE 50% PROFIT SHARING AGREEMENT WE HAVE WITH EXXON.
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