Dem boys seh…Jagdeo gun get Chase in hell

Feb 22, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

A big man in size and in legal ability tell dem boys that dem got some lawyers who is nutten but devils. He seh he know one of dem, who when he dead, and not long from now, going straight to hell.
De big man seh that even Satan gun have problem wid him because he more bad than de devil. Is Jagdeo gun give him a Chase for position in hell. Dem boys know that all two of dem Chase dem wife. In any case, Jagdeo and ee padnah belong to de same party.
Jagdeo was one man who learn a special prayer and he teach de whole party big boys that prayer. Only Donald Dumb didn’t learn it because he head hard.
“Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away
You gave me youth, You took it away. You gave me a wife … It’s been years now, just reminding You.”
God hear de prayer because he mek Jagdeo and he friend wife lef dem.
And fuh mek sure he best friend, Babbie, don’t get a wife he carry him home. At de time Jagdeo still had ee wife.
He carry Babbie home for dinner unannounced after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
“My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home?”
Jagdeo seh, “Because he’s thinking about getting married”
Soulja Bai is something else. He is a bad man in de office. One day Li’l Joe ask him, “Sir, You like a lion in the office! What about at home ???
Soulja Bai tun and tell ee, “I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer !!!”
Talk half and pray fuh Soulja Bai.