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Jan 07, 2016 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Is only a matter of time fuh dem sport man run out of steam. Dem use to celebrate Old Year’s Day to the fullest. Dem use to tell dem friends that dem thief whole year and dem ain’t get ketch.
Now dem Scamps got to get used to looking over dem shoulders. Brazzy too fat to look over he shoulder. He have to walk around wid two mirrors like wha people does get pon bicycles and motocycles just to see wha deh behind he.
Of course he got a problem seeing he toes but how much mirror he can walk around wid?
Since Guyana out of bounds dem Scamps plan a BIG reunion in China fuh celebrate the Chinese New Year (the year of the Monkey) coming up on February 8 because dem feel that nobody ain’t gon watch dem over there.
Dem boys seh that dem Scamps bettah get used to being monkey in keeping wid de Year of de Monkey.
Rum Jattan plan that even if he got to swing from branch to branch he got to put on handcuff pun de Shaat Scamp and de Fat Crook. As to the rest of dem, dem boys begging dem to do the honorable ting and confess to wha scampishness dem do.
We begging the King Scamp to save dis nation the time and effort by telling he kavakamites that dem muss own up to dem deeds suh we don’t have to spend money to find dem guilty.
Some of dem can beg for forgiveness but that is only about three of dem. But de rest of dem Soulja Bai and Moses plan to tek back all wha dem thief. And that serious judge got laang, laang sentence waiting.
Talk half and watch out fuh de monkey business in de Year of de Monkey.
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