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Nov 12, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
These days everything come in twos. De weekend got two days and when a cricket team batting is two people at de wicket. But Guyana tek this thing too far. Dem boys seh that Guyana is one country but it had two Diwali. Is only because dem got one government that dem didn’t get two holidays.
De Pee Pee Pee so glad that people tek it upon demself to keep dem own Diwali outside de date that Rum Jattan announce that Jagdeo call; Rohee and tell he to close down Freedom House pun de day that is not de holiday.
It was not surprising that while no other office was open pun Diwali day Freedom House was open. If dem had had sense dem woulda shut down and enjoy two holiday.
Jagdeo get two terms as President and he mek sure that Donald only get one. And right now he wukking to mek sure that no other president get two term.
Well dem still got other things that does come in twos. For example, dem will need two jail cells to hold Brassington and is because of he size. People got to call Kwame name two times to get he attention because he always got he two eyes looking for some young boy.
People still vex wid all de thiefing that went on to de extent that dem always talking about clapping two lash pun de thieves. Bharrat and Babbie; De Cat-3 and he friend at Sleep Out; Donald and Karaoke; Odinga and Steve Navel; Gail and she cigarettes; Rohee and he goat; all of dem things come in twos.
De only thing dem boys don’t want in twos is one set of government people fuh two terms. Then dem boys got dem eye pun de one in de High Court. He like to give people long sentence without thinking bout a second chance.
He was in he court today and he call in some drivers who think dem was Little Boy Blue in a quiet zone. For dem who don’t know, Little Boy Blue blow he horn and you can’t do that round de court or de hospital.
Dem drivers ain’t gun do it again. De find out that one horn or one poop can cost a lot.
Talk half and don’t poop in front of that judge.
Where is the BETTER MANAGEMENT/RENEGOTIATION OF THE OIL CONTRACTS you promised Jagdeo?
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