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Jul 20, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
It has to happen. Soulja Bai couldn’t tek it no more. Water was more than corn flour. He move out. He gone to State House. Of course de Pee Pee Pee always talking about how much money he spending. Old people got a saying. Monkey like peep up he mattie tail but he don’t see he own.
Jagdeo spend millions pun light bill, phone bill and travel. He spend $24 million in two years. Poor Soulja Bai ain’t even spend a million, not even pun he own birthday because he like spend he own money and he ain’t got so much.
Now that he move into State House dem boys want Luncheon and de rest of dem talk. De man had to change de bed. At first he think bout tunning over de mattress but that couldn’t wuk. He had to clean and clean because de smell that Jagdeo lef was shocking.
At least he ain’t got to worry bout walking in water when he wake up. But he got a problem. He studying bout he house. He got to put somebody inside because when a house lef empty it does deteriorate.
He complain because he had to walk far fuh get he breakfast yesterday morning. And when he look outside he window he hardly seeing people.
But dem boys want tell he how to use de place. It got plenty free likker and all he got to do pun a weekend is to invite couple friends over. Uncle Adam and Uncle Glenn would help he get rid of the likker. But before that he got to have a house opening. He can’t be cheap because is likker that de state already buy. He don’t have to drink.
In fact, he deh good because he ain’t even got to buy ration. De state buying that and he ain’t got to skimp. He don’t eat plenty but other people does eat. He got to think about that when he stocking up.
Dem boys seh that fuh a start, he should keep a press conference in State House and that can be the first occasion when he can start to dispose of de likker. De food can come next. Burnham did know how to do it.
Talk half and look out fuh Soulja Bai house warming party.
LISTEN HOW JAGDEO WILL MAKE ALL GUYANESE RICH!!!
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