Dem boys seh…Soulja Bai marching too slow

Jul 08, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Almost two months Guyana get a new Govt headed by Soulja Bai who got de best slow march, and Moses who part de Red Sea. Soulja Bai marching suh slow that even Brassington moving ahead of him. Dem been promise how dem gun investigate and jail people. Soulja Bai either still slow marching or he got problems wid he foot.
He and Moses uncover a lot of skullduggery and crookishness, and yet nobody ain’t get charge, and de nation ain’t hearing nutten. Dem boys beginning to wonder if Soulja Bai start tekking he piece quietly from dem who rape de treasury, because dem ain’t hearing nutten bout prosecution.
Just de other day dem boys see one major kantractah had half of de coalition drinking Champagne, Double Black Whisky and Ciroc by de bottles at a famous bar.
Dem boys want all of dem who tek over to know that dem boys not only keeping dem eyes, but also dem ears and nose pun dem.
Dem boys also keeping an eye pun dem foreigners who love to walk wid gift bags when dem going to govt offices.
De last time, just before de election, rain fall and de gift bag buss. Money fall out and dem boys hear was sheer US dollars pun de ground. That money was going to Ohh Pee.
Dem foreigners scramble up de money and when dem lef de office dem didn’t have nutten in dem hand.  Of course you know that dem didn’t lef de money fuh Ohh Pee people dry it out. At de time Ohh Pee had a bunch a scamps and de man who use to lead dem all, and who still resemble de devil, want to lead dem in parliament.
Dem boys seh that he ain’t going to parliament because he love de Pee Pee Pee; he going to protect he fat pension wha he tek for himself.
He also hope that he can protect he friend and he Babita who get people fuh send an invoice to government to pay $100 million.  Dem boys seh that if that can happen to this day when we have a new government, imagine wha use to happen when Jagdeo was heading he government.
No wonder people in de streets of Guyana, New York, de Caribbean, Europe and even China talking how he and he Babita is de two richest SOBs in de region.
Talk half and hope Soulja Bai start fuh quick march and tek it all away… and dem boys ain’t mean tek it fuh heself.