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Jagdeo reading about sex in Japanese

Apr 21, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

This is de campaign season and de fever is on. Every political party deh all over de place fighting to get votes. De political animals deh in de rivers, in de back dam, in de air and at every road corner.
Dem got special people to talk at special places. De Pee Pee Pee never put de Chat-3 to talk at a major rally because he is a special breed. And is he seh suh, not dem boys.
De other night dem boys was looking fuh Harper fuh ask she two question and butt up wid de Chat-3 talking at a road corner meeting. De place was li’l dark. Is he voice dem boys hear when dem was passing and dem decide to stap.
When dem boys look, all dem see  is three policeman and a daag. As soon as he start fuh talk bout Jagdeo, Brassington and Ashni, de daag suck he teeth and walk way.
Dem boys suh shame fuh de Chat-3 that dem and all tun dem back and jump in dem vehicle to continue de search fuh de next Pee Em—Harper.
Dem boys was told that she running. ducking and hiding. She running more fast that Usain Bolt, Ducking  lower than Donald Duck and hiding like how Jagdeo hiding in he mansion from de marshal.
Dem boys hear when de guard tell de marshal Jagdeo was in de house not having sex but was talking in Japanese. He was reading de Japanese Sex Argument
A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:
Husband: “Sukitaki mojitaka!”
Wife replies: “Kowanini! mowi janakpa!”
Husband says angrily: “Toka anjirodi roumi yakoo!”
Wife on her knees literally begging: “Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!”
Husband replies angrily: “Na miaou kina tim kouji!”
I can’t believe you tried to read this …  as if you can understand Japanese. You will read anything so long as it’s about sex!
… as Dr. Phil says,  anybody who try reading dem words need help and certainly de security seh  that Jagdeo need help.
Talk half and help Jagdeo.

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