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Apr 01, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Some people can be funny and dem don’t know it. Kwame is a good example. He funny in more ways than one.
Some people can be an idiot and dem can’t recognize it. Tek Jagdeo, he can remember things wha happen 25 years ago but he can’t remember wha happen two days ago.
Now he tun an expert on wedding. He seh that APNU and AFC married pun Valentine Day. He seh he know that one year wouldn’t pass dem together.
Well dem boys hear when Greenidge seh that Jagdeo is not an expert in anything, more so marriage. He own marriage is clear evidence. Before de woman could move in de house, he file fuh divorce.
Khemraj and Harmon seh that Jagdeo didn’t know what to do wid a woman and de woman support dem. She seh that she sleep pun de couch before she know that she married.
Jagdeo was nutten like 30-year-old Morris. He go to de doctor and when he return home he tell his wife, who is also in her 30s, that de doctor tell him that he only got 24 hours to live.
Given the reality, Morris ask he wife for sex. She agrees, so they make love.
About six hours later, Morris hunch she and seh, ‘Honey, you know I now got only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?’
“Of course,” de wife seh, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at he watch and realize that he now only got 8 hours left. He touch his wife again and asks, “Honey, honey, please… just one more time before I die.”
She says, “Of course, Dear,” and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife roll over and fall asleep.
Morris, however, worried about his death, tosses and turns until he is down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, and she wake up.
“Baby, Baby, Please. I got only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…?”
At this point de woman sit up and seh, “Listen Morris, enough is enough! I HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING … YOU DON’T”.
Talk half and hope that Jagdeo remember everything he do.
JAGDEO ADDING MORE DANGER TO GUYANA AND THE REGION
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