Dem boys seh...De sentence gun match de crime

Dem boys seh…De sentence gun match de crime

Mar 23, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Guyana has become a den of thieves and this happen under Jagdeo. Now it continuing under Donald and dem boys hope if there is a change that de situation don’t repeat itself under who ever lead.
Dem boys also hope and pray that if anything good should happen nuff of dem gun go to jail like wha happening in every other country except Guyana.
In Guyana you does get promote when you get ketch. Dem boys got a chart fuh guide dem judges and magistrates when some of these thieves gun appear before dem. And dem boys learn it from a US judge, Judge Irizarry.
Three fellas get arrested for shop lifting at Super Quality. So they gone before the judge.
The first guy come to the stand. The judge ask, “What you thief?” He seh plums. The judge ask how many plums, he say three so Judge Irizarry say three years for you.
The second guy thief eggs so the judge ask how many eggs. He say 12 so the judge say 12 years.
Suddenly de court heard a big bang.”BAM”. When dem turn around the third guy fall down.
So the judge ask what happen to him.
The second thief seh he thief a bag of rice. Dem boys believe that this gun happen when three of Guyana leaders will appear before a judge and dem boys hope is Judge Navindra.
Everybody know who shoplift de bag of rice from de rice board. Dem boys also remember three thief man who been pun a farm and eat dem belly full. Dem nah satisfy. Dem full, then full dem bag and even full dem shirt.
De owner of de farm ketch dem when dem was leaving and tell dem that he gun call de police. Dem beg fuh a chance and promise fuh do wha he ask dem.
De farmer tell dem that dem gun have to push one of whatever dem thief in dem rear. De first one had guava suh he push up and he walk.
De second one had cherry and he start fuh cry. De farmer ask he wha he crying for. He explain that the first man had guava. “You got cherry suh wha you crying for?”
The man seh that he ain’t crying fuh heself, he crying fuh de man wha coming behind he because he thief pine.
Talk half and pray that dem who gun get ketch ain’t get a sentence to match wha dem thief.