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A big man mek a stamp fuh do Donald wuk

Jan 24, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Most people don’t know but in this country you got to be a certain age before you can marry. If you under age you parents got to sign fuh you. Jagdeo come of age yesterday and de Waterfalls boss man seh that he can now mek a serious proposal to de man without he friends and family asking too much question.
De party was nice because everybody try fuh provide free food. But as dem boys seh when you live bad you got to frighten you own shadow. Jagdeo invite people fuh taste de food before he eat. One of de taste people eat something wid too much salt and he had to drink nuff water. Imagine Jagdeo security ask de man if something wrang wid de food.
Well dem boys seh that two of de people do de same thing dem do last year. Somebody bring some fancy food and when one of de security guard eat de food he double over like if he belly hurting. De other one pick up de food and he friend and put dem in Jagdeo car because he seh that he going to de hospital.
Dem two men eat and sport better than Jagdeo and he friends. Food coulda mek people go to jail but then again, dem boys seh that Jagdeo tek so much and he ain’t gone to jail. But a man gone to jail fuh something he do and he vex. In fact, he get suh vex that he pelt de magistrate wid a bench.
Dem boys seh that if de Guyanese people had dem own way dem would pelt Jagdeo, he friends and he family wid something other than a bench. It woulda stain and smell when it land pun dem.
Donald is another one. He ain’t doing nutten. Dem boys seh that things get suh bad that a big man decide fuh forge de Ohh Pee stamp. When de man go in court he tell de magistrate that he see Donald ain’t doing nutten, he not even using de stamp he get fuh do de people wuk suh he decide fuh help out Donald.
De poor man got to help heself in jail.
Talk half and find wuk fuh Donald.

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