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Jan 17, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Guyana got nuff people who deh in de boat wha a certain big man find heself in. This man was a love daag. He does sing sheer love song at karaoke. Everywhere you see de man was he and his lady friend.
One day, de boys hear de man stand up by he gate and wait fuh de woman to come. She was his darling for 10 glorious years.
After a while when she didn’t show up he decide to call. When she didn’t answer de phone he lef and go looking. He never find she.
De man was heartbroken but after six months of mourning he decided that he gun have to get another woman. So he go off to find one. She was different. She seh she name Dove.
‘I am a DOVE and I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!’ Every time she kiss de man she repeat de same thing.
De man get vex and chase she then he go and search for another one.
He find one who seh she name Loon and every time he kiss all she would say is. ‘I am LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!’
He shy she out too. Dem boys hear that he end up with Donna. People does call she Duck.
Every time he kiss she, guess wha she does seh. “I am Donna called Duck and I … NO, No! Donna ain’t seh wha you might be thinking.
Fuh sure she didn’t say THAT!… Don’t be SO disgusting!
Donna seh, “‘I am a Fake. You made a MISTAKE!’
Talk half and guess which fat crook dress up and pass heself off as Donna Duck and set up de man?
THIS IDIOT TELLING GUYANA WE HAVE NO SAY IN THE 50% PROFIT SHARING AGREEMENT WE HAVE WITH EXXON.
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