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Jan 05, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Nuff of dem lawyers selfish. Dem boys believe and dem got proof. Dem know that nuff of dem got tons of cash that if you pile de money up in $5,000 bills and put it on pallets, JFL or DSL biggest forklift can’t lift it off de ground.
Dem belong to all dem political parties. People always complaining how dem lawyers don’t have hearts, that dem got so much and don’t give way nutten. Dem boys hear that if you don’t have money to pay dem, dem does sue fuh even calling dem name. And even when you pay some of dem big money, dem does barely represent you. Nuff don’t tun up in court.
One of de old people home realize that it had never received a donation from the most successful lawyers, suh one volunteer paid a government lawyer a visit in his lavish office. Everybody know who got that office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, ‘Even though your annual income is over $400 million, you don’t give a penny to charity.’ A man whisper that he don’t even give money to Adventure which is de capital of Essequibo Coast.
‘Wouldn’t you like to give something back to your community?’
The lawyer reply right away and say, ‘First, you know that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that she can’t pay?’
Embarrassed, the volunteer mumbles, ‘Uh… no, I didn’t know that.’
‘Secondly,’ says the lawyer, ‘ you know that my brother is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and one pickney?’
The stricken volunteer stammer an apology, but is cut off again.
‘Thirdly, did you know that my sister husband dead in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is pagalee and another that has learning disabilities due to Babbie drugs?’
The volunteer completely beaten, says, ‘I’m so sorry. I had no idea.’
And the lawyer says, ‘So, if I didn’t give any money to them, what makes you think I’d give any to you?’
Talk half and hope that that lawyer don’t ever tun president of Guyana.
THIS IDIOT TELLING GUYANA WE HAVE NO SAY IN THE 50% PROFIT SHARING AGREEMENT WE HAVE WITH EXXON.
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