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Jan 03, 2015 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Some people does married and believe that dem is bachelor but de Holy Book always seh that de two shall become one. Brassington never carry Ashni to church suh he never know that piece of de Scriptures.
De holiday come and gone but Ashni rum appetite still deh deep in he soul. Last night he tell he wife “Honey, I going to 704 to have a beer. I’ll be right back.”
“Where are you going, Shaatie?” ask de wife.
“I going to de Bar, Pretty Face,” he answered, “I’m going to have a beer.”
De wife said, “You want a beer, my shaat love?” She open de fridge door and show he 25 different kind of beer, brands from different countries.”
Ashni didn’t know what to do and de only thing he could think of saying, “Yes Lollipop…But at de bar—You know—they have frozen glasses.”
He didn’t get to finish de sentence because de wife interrupt he. “You want a frozen glass Puppy Face?” She tek a big beer mug out of de freezer, so frozen that she start fuh tremble wid cold just holding it. Ashni, looking a bit pale, seh, “Yes Tootsie Roll, but at 704 they have cutters that are really delicious.—I wouldn’t be long. I would be right back. I promise.”
“You want cutters Poochie Pooh?” She open de oven and tek out four different cutters—chicken wings, pig tail, mushroom caps and little cheekies.
“But my sweet honey— at 704—you know there is cussing, dirty world and all that.”
“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? Listen up, Chicken Sh*t, sit you shaat ass down and shut de f****k up. Drink you stupid beer in you f***ing frozen mug and eat you dumb ass cutters right here because you are married now and your shaat ass not going to any 704 bar.
“That sh*t is over. Got it you shaat dumb ass?” But Ashni don’t tek lef. He get away and knock down somebody.
Talk half and send Bee Kay to help him.
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