Christmas is a time for wishes—good wishes. In other times, when people harm you, you does hear some wish out of this world.
Some people does wish death pun dem mattie while others does want you live on fuh punish.
But this is Christmas and dem boys want to wish many things for Christmas. One thing is at de top of de list. Dem boys want de person reading this to remain alive over de Christmas and to be in good health and to see dem in 2015.
Even Jagdeo and he kavakamites, and Donald Duck too, can’t seh that dem boys wish dem bad because dem is de first set of people that does read this column.
Another wish is that dem kavakamites wife don’t hate dem, not Jagdeo because he nah got wife.
One more wish is that dem lef de treasury and Bank of Guyana alone.
De other day dem boys hear bout a bank robbery that de clique try dem best fuh keep quiet because it was very embarrassing.
A man walk in de bank, pull out a gun and seh, “Hevry baddy, lie down pun de ground or I shoot all jack man and hooman.
“Tella, full up da grip wid dollas”
After de tella full up de suitcase wid money de robber tun and seh to one of de woman pun de ground.
“You deh; you see a rabbery today?”
De woman seh, “Yes. Me see everything.”
De gunman shoot she dead and seh to de next woman who was lying next to she.
“You deh; you see rabbery today?”
De woman seh “No sah. Me nah see nutten, but me husband beside me, he see everything. He like C fuh Satar.”
Talk half and pray that de husband was not a Brassington.
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