Chat-0 give Chat-2 recommendation fuh Chat-3

Nov 01, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Getting a wuk is everybody dream; getting a big boy wuk is more than a dream. Fuh get a job nuff people does get recommendation.
De Waterfalls boss man like to give some of dem recommendation. De other day a scamp who he know come and ask he fuh a recommendation fuh tun a security guard.
De boss man tell he that he don’t like to give recommendation because he don’t like to tell lie. De scamp insisted suh he get one from de boss man who write one pun a sheet of paper, staple it and tell de scamp to tek it to wheh he going.
Some staff see when de man lef and den come back wid one speed in a passion. Then he got de nerve to ask de boss man is wha kind of recommendation he get because de people read it and get de security to hoist he bodily and throw he out pun de road.
De boss man did write and seh don’t employ this man; that he is a scamp and a thief and that just a few months ago he rape a 10-year-old.
Jagdeo never had to get recommendation fuh hire anybody but now that he lef de wuk, people start fuh run to he because dem believe that when Donald see recommendation from Jagdeo, is certain employment.
Dem boys hear is he who give Anil this recommendation fuh get de wuk. Dem manage to get a copy de other day de same way how dem get de email. This is wha Jagdeo write
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1  Anil, my personal lawyer, can always be found
2       hard at work in his cubicle. Anil works independently, without
3       wasting company time, talking to everybody. Anil never
4       thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5       finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6       measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7       breaks. Anil is a dedicated person who has absolutely no
8       vanity in spite of his legal training and profound
9       knowledge in his field… I firmly believe that Anil can be
10     classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11     dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Anil be
12     promoted to Attorney General, and a proposal should be
13     executed as soon as possible.
Addendum
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines
Talk half and mek sure you read Lin 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 and 13 only