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Chat-3 bad-man sleeping like water baby

Oct 30, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

When you got too much thing in you heart it does spill out through you mouth. Is just like when you got too much thing in you belly. It does spill out, too.
De Chat-3 didn’t spill anything from he heart or he behind; he spill he guts. He spill so much that he get tired and sleep way in a public conference.
This is de same Chat-3 bad-man who boast how he is a thoroughbred. Yesterday, when dem boys see he tek knock out before round one done, dem boys realize he is not even a Chat-0 much less Chat-2 or Chat-3.
De Waterfalls boss man is big Chat. Is only Chat-3 didn’t know but de man who look like de devil know. He always tell dem boys that he know a Chat-20 when he see one.
That is why he never come heself. Instead he use de Chat-3 fuh run up de gum tree and now he deh running helter skelter like a monkey, jumping from tree to tree and getting tired and sleepy.
When dem boys see he slump over in he chair yesterday dem realize that de Chat-3 warrior look like a baby, and he sleep like a baby.
Dem boys was looking to see if he had a phone wid he. De Chat-3 didn’t have one, but when he hear Peck de gun-man phone ring, he jump out he sleep and holler,”No Gilly, no Gilly. Not again, Gilly.”  De man now frighten phone just like how de other man frighten email and posting letter.
He frighten phone like how li’l pickney frighten medicine.
Talk half and hope de Chat-3 don’t fall in a coma.

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