Anil got more tricks than a circus monkey and more plans than a scamp. He got to use tricks because nutten else does wuk. He use tricks pun he uncle, then he use tricks pun a certain half mad man and run out de country.
De other night he go in he bed when he wife tell he that he left on de light in the garage wha got de Mercedes. He did use tricks fuh bring in this car in de country and decide fuh hide de car.
He wife coulda see from the bedroom window. Anil open the back door to go and turn off the light, but he see that people been in the shed thiefing. Right away he mind run pun de Mercedes.
He phone the police, and Hicken ask, “Somebody in your house?”
He said “No, but some people are breaking into my garage and stealing from me”.
Hicken then tell he “All patrols are busy now. Go inside yuh house and lock de doors. I will send a squad team as soon as one is available.”
Anil said, “Okay.”
He hang up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phone back Hicken again.
“Hello, Hicken I just call you a few seconds ago because people been stealing things from my garage… Well, you don’t have to worry about them no more because I just shoot and kill them. Meh dogs eating them right now.” And he hang up de phone.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, de new SWAT Team, de two army Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at Anil’s residence, and catch the burglars red-handed. Hicken been wid police dem and he turn to Anil and seh, “I thought you seh that you shoot dem!”
Anil, being he usual trickster self seh, “I thought you seh there was no police available, that everybody been by de house wheh de man who look like de devil, Jagdeo, live!”
Talk half and look out fuh de trickster.
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