Guyana had enough of minority parliament and de people decide that enough is enough and that from now on all parliamentarians must sit an exam or pass a test.
Nuff people line up fuh tek de test because all of dem want to go in parliament. Dem want to become MP because it got nuff perks. For example Anil can bring in duty free; Jagdeo can fly free anywhere in de world to seek medical attention even if he get fresh cold. Imagine if he get Ebola.
All MPs does get free light bill, free phone bill, free water bill and free transportation to come to meeting; free food; plantain and egg, and underwear allowance although some of dem never wear one. Ask Cee fuh Satar because he like peep everything and from every angle.
He didn’t peep when dem boys ketch he wid de email and de BBM. De BBM story gun come out just now. But back to de test.
All de present MPs did de test, including de leaders of de parties— Granger, Ramjattan, and Donald, Gail, Rohee, Anil, Hughes, Harmon, Moses, Greenidge, Rob de Earth, Priya, and Bulkan.
This exam created by de Waterfalls paper might have been too sharp for all these jokers—Perhaps dem coulda get 100% for thinking outside the box!!!
Q1. Fuh Granger.
In which battle did Napoleon die? * His last battle
Q2. Fuh Ramjattan.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * At the bottom of the page
Q3. Fuh Donald.
River Ravi flows in which state? * Liquid
Q4. Fuh Gail.
What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
Q5. Fuh Rohee.
What is the main reason for failure? * Exams
Q6. Fuh Anil.
What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
Q7. Fuh Hughes.
What looks like one half of an apple? * THE OTHER HALF
Q8. Fuh Harmon.
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? *WET
Q9. Fuh Moses.
How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.
Q10. Fuh Greenidge .
How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. Rob de Earth.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * VERY LARGE HANDS
Q12. Fuh Priya.
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? *NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT.
Q13. Fuh Bulkan.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.
Talk half, spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let’s be happy, while we’re here !!
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