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Dem boys seh…Dem Bees got obsession

Sep 22, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Dem psychiatrist believe that everybody got some obsession. De Bees got an obsession wid money. Some of dem got obsession wid li’l girls and some wid li’l boys. Ask Kwame.
Some of dem like fancy car and some does buy fancy car. All of dem like big house but dem frighten jail. But dem boys seh that little do they know that de jail is de biggest house and accommodation is free because de taxpayers does pay.
Four of dem Bees go to a session fuh therapy because dem worried that everywhere dem go people pointing to dem and laughing. De doctor tell dem  “You all have obsessions.”
To the first one, Brazzy, he seh, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to de second one, Bobby, and seh,” Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
He turned to the third one, Anil. “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”
At this point, de Rat get up, tek he nephew by the hand, and whispered, “Come on, Dick. This guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick up Willy from school and go get to dinner.”
Talk half and enjoy de breathing space while dem boys out drinking li’l Ciroc in 704.

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