Bobby is a man who don’t like trouble. In fact, he does do everything to keep out of de limelight. He don’t like pose fuh photograph and most of all he don’t like publicity. That is why when he went fuh hunt ducks, he mek sure that he had everything in order. And when de police pull he over, he know that he didn’t have to worry.
De police ask he fuh show he his hunting license, and Bobby pulled out a valid Enmore hunting license. De cop look at the licence, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and seh, “This duck ain’t from Enmore. This is a Lusignan duck. You got a Lusignan huntin’ license, bai?”
Bobby reached into his wallet and tek out a Lusignan hunting licence. De cop look at it, then reached over and grab the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said “This ain’t no Enmore duck. This duck from Mon Repos. You got a Mon Repos licence?” Bobby reached into wallet and pulled out a Mon Repos hunting license.
De cop then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This is not ah Enmore duck too, this duck from Better Hope, you got a Better Hope license?”
Again Bobby reached into his wallet and tek out a Better Hope license. De cop did expect to collect a raise and that is why he get extremely frustrated and he shout at the Bobby, “is where the hell you really come from???!!!”
Bobby turned around, bend over, dropped his pants, and said, “You tell me, you is the smell expert.”
Dem boys seh that Bobby ain’t no ordinary man. De government put out a tender to supply drugs fuh de whole country. In dat tender dem say you have to meet certain requirements.
Dem say you got to have a big, big storage bond, Bobby got one. Dem say you got to have 50 staff, Bobby got dem. De government seh you must got a billion dollar turn over, Bobby got nuff billions. Bobby got everything lock, and dem boys seh dem mean lock.
Dem say you got to have $500 million in assets, De Rat mek sure Bobby got um. Dem say you got to pay $50M tax every year, Bobby got dat covered.
Suh who else gun get de contract?
Talk half and pray fuh Guyana.
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