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Dem boys seh…Donald love Jagdeo pension package
Jul 12, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
The most unreasonable human this country see since it born is Jagdeo. When he lef de presidency he was a strong young man who coulda go and look wuk anywhere. But he decide that he ain’t gun wuk fuh de rest of he life suh he create a package fuh heself.
He get he party comrades fuh support it. De package suh nice that all of dem seh that dem vote fuh pass it because all of dem want tun president.
Rob de Earth was de first man who jump up and seh he nah see nutten wrang wid de package. Everybody know that he got ambition more than position. He tell heself that he gun be president.
When he drive down de back dam wid he siren blazing and had dem cows running, he seh, “Al you running now. Wait till I tun president, I gun got alyu S*%^%* flying.”
He go to school and tell dem li’l children that he is de next president after de seat warmer, Donald. Now Donald got he silent. He singing another tune because he nah certain that he gun remain in de party.
As fuh de seat warmer, Donald, when he colleague pass de bill in parliament, he seh that dem unreasonable, how nobody should agree to pass such a Bill giving Jagdeo almost everything he want fuh de rest of he life.
He tell dem boys quietly that when he tun president, he gun change de Bill. To date, although de opposition help he draft de change and send it to he desk fuh he to mek de change he pussyfooting.
It look like he don’t want to change anything because he now see how sweet and lovely de package is fuh ex-presidents. He see how in two years de taxpayers –including all dem cane cutters—spend $45 million pun Jagdeo light bill, he transportation and he security, alone.
Dem nah count he monthly pension, he gardener, he cook, he maids, he telephone bills and he overseas medical bill. Is these things wha Donald see, especially Jagdeo last medical Bill, pushing him not to sign de Bill to change anything.
Is de medical package wha Donald see wha Jagdeo entitle to that mek he realize that wid he age he shouldn’t have to worry bout paying medical bill. Let de poor taxpayers pay it. What an unreasonable, unconscionable and unforgivable pair, Donald and Jagdeo is.
Talk half and a lot more got to talk about this package.
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