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Dem boys seh…Dem got a baton fuh De Rat

Jan 17, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

Guyana getting on de map fuh all dem strange reason. De country use to have some good athletes in de old days, but then dem other counties put in facilities and dem move away. Well Guyana ain’t tekking lef. De other night dem boys pass by de cemetery and dem hear a noise like people cheering. Then dem hear de splashing.
When dem look good dem see de dead people racing up and down in dem own pool. Is train dem training fuh de swimming at de dead people Olympics. De only country wid facilities fuh dead people swim is Guyana, suh dem boys seh that this country gun win nuff medals fuh de fuss time.
De people who create de conditions that causing flood in de cemetery smart. And is not de City Council people alone to blame. De Rat was de first one to cut down pun de money fuh de council suh dem couldn‘t pay workers. Then he get de people who walking and always bowing down to him and saying “oh Mighty BJ” to stop paying dem taxes.
Dem boys notice that when de flood come not one of dem had problems wid de cemetery. Was like if dem tell dem family to postpone dying. Everybody waiting to see how long dem gun postpone going in de cemetery.
Dem is de people who breakdown standards. Imagine Donald and he outriders driving to de airport and de police put up roadblock. De entourage stop and one ah dem police had de nerve fuh ask Donald to lef a green one wid dem. He didn’t recognise de president.
Brumell still looking fuh de people at de roadblock, because when dem realize is de president dem stop dem run and lef de roadblock. Is de same thing like de set who dem boys hear use de baton pun de boy. Dem try fuh run, but is only dem at de station, suh dem had to claim how dem never do nutten.
Dem boys got dem baton and dem grease it good. Dem want to ketch de Rat fuh all dem things he do when he was de leader.
Talk half and listen fuh de hollering

 

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