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Feb 20, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Is nah everybody can hold a birthday party. Although de food and drinks free and although people like freeness dem got people who can’t get nobody fuh go to dem party.
Ah Kneel was planning he party fuh de longest while. He print fancy invitation and he invite de whole Cabinet. Dem boys seh that not a single big one was left off de list. Even Donald get invite, but like he does always do, Donald find a reason fuh go out of de country.
De party start. Dem boys seh that if you see how Ah Kneel line off de food and de drinks. De plates stack up like cards in a deck.
De only thing is when de night done dem plates still deh stack up. Nobody ain’t tun up. Everybody ignore de President in Waiting.
De man didn’t invite dem boys because he invite Bharrat and Rob Earth. He invite Gail and Odinga and Sam. Well when Sam ain’t tun up at a freeness you could understand. De Chancellor tun up and de Chief Justice because de man is a legal person, but not one of he colleagues tun up.
Dem boys seh that de man sit down texting people to find out wha dem doing. He still texting. When it raining it does really pour. He tek de food to carry to a home that does help people. Dem people seh that dem can’t tek it because other people done come already and any more food woulda waste. De food spile.
Ah Kneel proppa cry. He cry so much that he go to a press conference and he couldn’t tek off he dark shades. He eye swell up.
And while Ah Kneel eye swell, some people face swell. Ben Cock mount a protest outside de National Chinese Network pun Homestretch Avenue. Ben Cock decide fuh ask everybody who enter de compound if dem wukking at “Natinal Tienee Netwuk.” He really mean National Chinee Network. People swell up dem face.
Knee Ass come out and try fuh play security guard but dem boys see when he run back inside. Ben Cock tell he something ‘bout some li’l gyal in he office.
De Gordon boy pass in and Ben Cock ask he “You wukking at Natinal Tienee Netwuk too?” De Gordon boy answer, “Two Wong don’t mek a White.”
Talk half and look fuh wuk at National Chinee Network.
THIS IDIOT TELLING GUYANA WE HAVE NO SAY IN THE 50% PROFIT SHARING AGREEMENT WE HAVE WITH EXXON.
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