Dem boys seh…De Rat keep a birthday bash

Jan 24, 2013 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

This place got people who always want hear bad news. Dem is de same people who does tell de newspaper people that dem should tone down. De Waterfalls people tone down and when that happen de same people call fuh ask why dem hiding de news.
Imagine when things was really rough, when people was shooting up other people and de Waterfalls paper report on de news, Bar Bee and de Rat and everybody holler how de Waterfalls paper scaring away people from Guyana.
Dem boys seh that wha dem did want was fuh de people come and get rob. De money woulda stay in Guyana but dem didn’t care wha happen to de people. Was like killing de goose that lay de golden egg.
De other day Bar Bee get people in he paper fuh write how de Waterfalls paper keeping out foreign investment. What de paper was doing was talking bout de extent of thiefing in de country. When dem foreigners come wid dem money de first thing nuff of dem had to do was pass a bribe. And dem boys know in who hand de bribe had to go to.
When de Waterfalls paper talk bout corruption it was exposing de corruption and by doing so, shortening de bribe and forcing dem who like thief to go back to de Treasury. And is not like dem had to forge anything to get de money. All dem got to do is set up a contract fuh buy drugs—not cocaine and ganja—and right away is money like sand.
Imagine de Rat celebrate he birthday Wednesday. De next day was a holiday. Every restaurant send food; every nightclub send drinks and dem Brazilian bar send de girls. Dem boys seh that de party still going on. It spread from de mansion to de lawns. It might go on fuh 49 days because de Rat is 49.
Was strictly invitation and all de Bees get special invitation. De Lunch Man couldn’t go because he sick and Donald decide that he going to Chile. But he go before he lef de country because he claim that he had to show he face.
Dem boys seh that he lucky that he didn’t get kero or croton oil.
Talk half and wait fuh de results from de birthday