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Dec 24, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Christmas is a time when dem got Santa all over de place. Guyana Stores had one. Fogarty’s had one and he run away. He claim how dem li’l pickney disgusting. One juck he eye. And one pee pun he. He rip off he clothes and lef de wuk.
Guyana Stores had one too. He lef to guh to lunch and come back drunk. He had a whole heap of children sit down waiting pun he. When he walk up to de chair he guh to sit down, and fall down.
One li’l boy see, “Mommy, like Santa drunk?” De mother tell he: “No baby, Santa tired”. Guyana Stores had to chase he. Dem boys seh that people shock when dem see Santa cussing going through de door and when a car nearly knock he down pun de road.
That is how Rob Bert get de wuk. De Donald send he to Guyana Stores. Donald know that he love to be in de limelight and being Santa is de only publicity he gun get. De man had de nerve to send out press release that he wukking at Guyana Stores and how he want a photo opportunity. Not even GINA or he own TV station respond.
Dem have a Santa Complex. That is wheh de Big Rat playing Santa. He got a sack but instead of sharing gifts he collecting. Dem boys plan fuh give he and de Bobby something special. Dem jail man like gift like that. And is Christmas in jail too.
Henry de Yellow decide that he gun spend Christmas in de Eve Leary compound. He never live in de police house when all dem Top Cop use to live but since he hear bout investigation he want to deh close to de head office. He playing Santa too because at this time of de year is nuff gift does go deh. He want collect, too.
Please share this to every Guyanese including your house cats.
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