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Oct 10, 2011 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
De Big Man announce de date fuh elections. Usually that is when de madness deh halfway. This time it ain’t even start. One political party now asking people if dem want guh pun de list and some people decide that dem gun now stock up pun sno-cone, icicle and sugarcane.
That is when dem rally does start and it just like a roadside party. That is why people does call de contestants political party. Is fun and fete. People does measure de success of de rally by de number of things dem sell. And de party rally wheh dem sell de most is de party that gun win. That is wha people believe.
Well some people find out that de political party wid de most money does win because it does give its own supporters nuff money to buy from dem vendors.
Ten Edghill happy too. Some of dem party does send nuff mail to people through de post. That is money but dem letter carriers does vex because dem got to deh pun de road more often and de sun ain’t kind.
This is de time when dem reporters does get nuff wuk because all dem lazy ones does just go and stand up at a rally and write dem he seh she seh story. That is de time when nuff road and bridge does get repair and when people does get back pay.
That mean that de GRA man gun get happy because is more tax he gun collect. Is a time and a half. Blackout gun done till de election done and everything gun be nice.
Dem boys seh that people better enjoy de couple weeks because when it done and de elections come and gone is back to square one wid all de excuse and de promises.
Dem radio station and dem TV station and dem newspapers gun mek money because all dem political party gun want dem advertisement. Is a nice time. Old people who can’t walk gun get free transportation fuh carry dem fuh vote—dem same old people who got to walk or crawl fuh collect dem pension.
Miracles gun happen and de Big Man gun move out of de State House.
Talk half. Lef half.
Where is the BETTER MANAGEMENT/RENEGOTIATION OF THE OIL CONTRACTS you promised Jagdeo?
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