Live good and good gun meet you. But when you live bad is straight to hell. Nuff people doing bad things and dem boys sorry fuh dem. People even talking bout de time a man dead and come back. He is de only man who come back and he had a taste of hell. Now-a-days when he go to cabinet meeting he colleagues does always tell he how he look like hell. Was a serious accident that lef he like that.
He tell dem boys that he can see in de future and he see de GINA man heading to hell. He tell dem boys that when de devil spot de GINA man de devil holler, “NO, NO, NO, NO …HELL FULL!!!, YUH CANNOT COME IN HERE.”
But de GINA man being somebody man who like talk, seh, “Boss, here is weh them send me.”
De Devil shake he head again. “ HELL IS FULL. U NOT coming in here.” Just then, the devil phone ring and it was de Almighty One. “You MUST take that man.
Devil get vex and seh, “BUT BOSS, Hell is Full.”
That is when de Big Man seh, “Send up somebody, send up ANYYYBBBODY, but you MUST take that man. He do nuff bad thing to dem Guyanese.”
So Devil had no choice. He call de GINA and seh, “LOOK three room. Peep in each door and see which one u like and we gon put u in it. De man peep in de fuss door and see Burnham with he hands in the air kneeling on broken glass. “NAH. This nah for me.”
“He peep in the second door and see Saddam waist deep in nasty water. “OH LORD, NOT for me.”
He peep in de third door and see Clinton NAKED as he can be sitting down with MONICA on her KNEES, blowing away at de instrument.
De GINA talk man SMILE, and seh, “THIS IS THE ONE” and he called the devil who ask, “YOU SURE you want this one?”
De devil open the door and said “MONICA, YOU MAY GO UPSTAIRS NOW. This man glad fuh tek you place.”
Talk half. Lef half.
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