Dem boys seh…It raining cocaine

Mar 05, 2010 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News

De place dry and dem boys want to know bout all de money that de government spend shoring up de drainage system because dem expect rain. De rain didn’t come but Robert and de others still spend.
Imagine dem boys looking fuh se how much millions spend to dig a drain. No rain fall and dem still spend millions of dollars. Dem boys seh that it look like whenever dem have a drought more money does spend than when dem have a flood.
Imagine dem build sluice and dem don’t have water to flow through. Imagine dem build reservoir and de only thing that can full de reservoir is sand. That is wha dem boys seh.
Two contractor now decide that dem done wid racket. Dem frighten. Dem claim that de Waterfalls paper skinning up people and dem deserve to live in peace. Dem done wid corruption.
And talking bout corruption, Dr Luncheon tell a lady that if she stand up by a road corner too long people gun dump garbage pun she. Is not that she look like a garbage dump; is just that people dumping anything wheh dem feel.
Dem boys waiting to see who gun dump li’l children. Dem also looking fuh see who gun claim that dem was looking at children because nuff big men was really looking and some of dem do funny things.
Imagine a man walk wid he sweet woman who walk wid a basket to cricket. De basket had ganja which de woman intend to sell at cricket. De police find de basket and de woman blame de foreigner. De foreigner crying because all of a sudden he know that he ain’t going back to de States fuh a long time.
Dem CANU people singing “Another one bite de dust” and of course de band playing another tune—‘Cocaine is de thing”.
Talk half. Lef half