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Aug 21, 2009 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists
When you sensitive all kind of things does jump out at you. If a man laugh you feel he laughing at you and if a man just watch you when he walk past you feel he got you in he mind. Nuff people get into fight just because dem sensitive.
Dem boys remember a man who walking down de road wid he wife. He ain’t no looker and he wife look like a beauty queen. Some people only look at de woman and de man get vex. He lef and go to he car fuh a baseball bat because he done decide that people talking he name.
He deh in hospital and de woman deh pun de outside and all dem boys looking at she and dem ain’t got nobody who can complain because de one person in hospital.
Well Kwame like that, and he discrimninate against nuff people. Dem boys checking wid de ERC which ain’t got wuk to do, suh it only waiting fuh somebody to complain. Uncle Freddie remember de time when Papa Cheddi hire a man name Barney Johnson and send he to Monkey Mountain as headmaster. Barney was a funny fellow. He used to like trouble boys.
So Uncle Freddie claim how he know Kwame should get treated like Uncle Barney and get send to Monkey Mountain. Imagine that Kwame ain’t know bout no place name Monkey Mountain suh he decide that Uncle Freddie was calling he a monkey. He write complaining to de ERC and de ERC claim how it gun investigate.
Well dem boys find a granny at Monkey Mountain and dem tek a statement from she.
Here is that statement: Hi all readers, I am currently in MONKEY MOUNTAIN GUYANA and as you can see I am on my computer as I am commenting here. To Kwame I must be a monkey, and for that very reason I will contact Rev. Edghill to report stereotyping of me and my home village in Guyana.
I gather Kwame must think all women in Sisters Village are sisters, all people in Two Friends have two friends, all men in Bachelor’s Adventure are bachelors on some adventure, and people in Kitty are cats.
Now you see Kwame’s actions have proven Freddie’s theory about Kwame as correct. Signed: Granny.
Well since de ERC like investigate, it now got to deal wid Granny and all dem people filing nuff complaint. All dem people from Sisters village complaining because people now believe that all of dem is sisters, man and woman alike.
But dem have a more serious problem. Dem monkey also filing a complaint wid de ERC. Dem claim how dem being linked to Kwame and dem ain’t deh suh. Dem objecting and dem even planning to protest outside Office of de President. Dem claim how dem don’t want to associate wid Kwame.
Dem boys seh that de story even get wuss. You have de people from Anna Catherina complaining fuh two reason. All of dem ain’t Catherina and de men claim that if you check dem you wouldn’t find wha you looking for.
De people from Saxacalli ain’t playing saxophone. Dem from River View ain’t river and dem ain’t providing no view suh dem does wear clothes; and of course you have dem people from Hogg Island.
If Uncle Fredie did seh that he sending Kwame to Hogg Island, Kwame woulda claim how Uncle Freddie call he a hog or at least liken he to a hog. Donald Ramotar come from Troolie Island. He vex wid Kwame because he tell Bharrat that he ain’t no troolie and people can’t use he fuh mek no hut.
But what about Monkey Jump residents. Dem and all writing to de ERC because dem ain’t no monkey and dem don’t deh jumping bout de place.
And de people from Charity ain’t all charitable; de people from Aurora ain’t bright like stars; de people from Fort Island got every reason to vex. Dem ain’t no fort and dem ain’t blocking no bullet fuh anybody.
Bishop Edghill gun be very busy and all because he listen to Kwame and announce it too.
Talk half. Lef half.
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