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Jul 23, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
Some time yesterday de Waterfalls boss man and Uncle Adam pass by de jail and dem hear nuff noise, de head of de jail shouting hard, hard to some prisoner fuh clean up that cell fuh Glenn and Adam.
De two of dem think was joke because dem been outside de prison and dem think that de prison people see dem.
Dem boys didn’t know was serious business till dem come in de office and had to sign fuh two court paper wid a marshal from de court.
One paper seh that Clifton, de owner fuh Sleep In hotel, want dem go to jail. He file fuh contempt. But dem boys nah know on to now wha dem do.
Then later in de day dem get another paper from de Attorney General, Mohabir Anil Nandlall. He is Clifton best friend. Dem boys want to know wha plan de AG and Clifton got fuh dem.
But dem boys got and would always get stories bout dem.
Nandlall is a lawyer and he know that you don’t carry certain people to court because questions have to ask and answers have to come.
Dem had a lawyer who did ask a old lady witness fuh tek de stand in a case.
He ask she; “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I know you, Sir. I’ve known you since you was a li’l bai. Frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat pun you wife, you manipulate people and talk dem name behind dem back.
You think you is a big shot when you aint got de brains. Yes, I know you.”
De lawyer shock! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent’s lawyer)?”
She again replied, “Why, yes, I do, I’ve known him since he was a youngster, too. He lazy, he playing big shot, and got a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the district. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him.”
De defense attorney when he hear that he almost dead. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: “If any one of you two bastards ask her if she knows me, I’ll send you to jail for contempt of court!
Talk half and let dem know that de devil has a plot but God has a plan.
Have a blessed day!!
Listen to the man that is throwing Guyanese bright future away
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