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Feb 03, 2014 Dem Boys Seh, Features / Columnists, News
People does guh to every length to fool people and Berry Berry get just as cockish as all dem who know how to fool de people. Berry Berry learn from de time Jagdeo mek he Minister of Health. This is de man who got plaster fuh every sore till he find a sore. When that happen he does seh that is not he.
Everybody know that people does complain bout de hospital and then he ain’t know when people tell he that de hospital got problems. Dem boys seh that he is de man who set out to fool Donald and everybody else.
When de Waterfalls paper talk bout Bobby and how much profit he was mekking fuh selling drugs to de government, Berry Berry call a press conference fuh tell people that de Waterfalls paper wrong. But he couldn’t hide that dem buy Ketoconazole fuh more than anybody woulda pay.
Now Berry Berry decide that he gun fool people bout de number of ambulance de hospital got.
This is de man who would tell de ambulance driver fuh drive and sound de siren when he passing by Ohh Pee. Well dem boys had to laugh because is de only ambulance wukking and Berry Berry had to mek Donald believe that is all ah dem in wukkin order.
Is one ambulance but it drive by Ohh Pee suh much time that Donald believe was plenty. But then dat wukkin ambulance bruk down and Berry Berry get confuse. He realise dat uncle nah gon hear no more siren.
Is den he come up wid a strategy. He ask a man with a old car and a big voice fuh drive around ohh pee four time a day and holler like a ambulance siren.
But after de fuss two times de man get hoarse and start sounding like a donkey hee haaw-hee haaw. And is den uncle clock dat something ain’t right and peep out de window and see de man drinking water fuh clear he throat in de old car.
Dem boys seh wen he see dat he decide fuh secretly guh to de hospital. Dat is when he see all of de ambulance dem park up in de yard getting rusty. When dem boys check, not one single ambulance was wukking. When he check further, he find out dat de hydroclave wha dem pay millions foh, neva wuk, dat and all getting rusty.
Dem boys seh dis put additional stress pon uncle Donald. He want fuh know wha more gon get rusty pon he.
Talk half and don’t call fuh an ambulance. You might get two man wid a rusty stretcher and Donald wid a rusty throat.
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