Dem Boys Seh…Today is de last chance fuh Uncle Donald emancipate he self
Is never easy when a person tek over a job from somebody who behave like dem de own it. Is even worse yet when de person that hand over did mek people feel like if he own dem too.
De Big Rat mek sure he pass through all dem hole round de country before he lef Ohh Pee, even dem hole dat people seh he couldn’t mek it. And at every one, he lef he mark. Just like wha dem dog does do pun people car tyre.
Well de smell lef de strongest in de big office wha Uncle Donald does sit in now. De big man sit down fuh eight months and is sheer rat deh in he mind. He ain’t look like if he get fuh study anything else. And every corner he tun he gat fuh hear ‘bout de rat. Even dem boys remind he dat De Big Rat crossin’ he!
Anybody woulda get fed up, and Uncle Donald ain’t no different. He is a big man wid pride and he want fuh free up he self, but like he ain’t know when fuh mek de move.
Well de time come now! Dem Boys Seh dat there is no better time than Emancipation Day fuh do it. In fact this is he last chance. He could dress up in some fancy colour clothes today, go down by de Park, wait till he get a chance fuh seh two words, then holler out loud, loud wid he eye skin open “I AM FREE, I AM FREE”.
De people gun watch he like he mad at first, but then it going to sink In. De man finally get to exhale or as we does seh, breathe out. He did holding in he breath from de Rat smell since November.
And talking bout holding in breath, soon everybody gat to learn fuh do that, because yuh can’t walk nowhere without buttin’ up wid a pile of garbage. De city stink. City Council give up cause dey bruk. Govt. ain’t got time cause dey deh in court every minute. De opposition behaving like is not dey business. Dem boys know all ah dem just wasting people time!
Talk half and go free up yuh self today!