Dem boys seh…Uncle Donald sing ‘Welcome to Jam rock’
De whole place like it going mad. A man see police wid gun and he decide to attack dem. He chop two and he dead. Now when de same police use to put out dem statement how dem had gun and man still use to attack dem people use to seh that de police lie because no man in he right senses would attack de police who got gun.
Well a man show dem that it does happen but de sad thing is that de police got to get chop. Dem boys seh that another stupid thing happen. Right near de fire station a building ketch fire. De fire service people was there but some of dem tek a break fuh de independence because dem believe that was a good night.
Some of dem had big plans fuh see Damien Marley. Well when de fire start nuff of dem had problems. Some of dem decide that dem gun lef de wuk because dem woman want see Marley and if dem didn’t carry dem some other man woulda do it.
De few who been try dem best. De only thing is that dem ain’t getting double pay. This time while de fire blazing Uncle Donald heading to de stadium. He pass by de fire to mek sure that Parliament safe because he planning fuh get back de money dem cut from de budget. When he realize wasn’t parliament he start to sing, “Welcome to Jam rock”.
But was Rohee. As Home Affairs Minister he had to put in an appearance. He vex. When de fire out and he go to de show people keep away from he because he smell of smoke. He tell some people is a new cologne.
But talk fuh rain, Bharrat Jagdeo didn’t go to de Independence anniversary celebrations. Dem boys seh that since he done wid de presidency he done wid everything that got to do wid de nation. Is a shame. He shoulda go to de flag raising. But then again nuff of dem Minister didn’t go. Dem boys she that dem eyes pass Uncle Donald.
If was Bharrat all of dem woulda go. If dem did do that when Bharrat was president all of dem woulda been out of de loop. Dem woulda been paupers today.