Dem boys seh…Madness gone to new heights
People gun wake up one morning and find another mad man in OooPee. De man gun walk in and announce how he is de new boss and nobody gun tell he anything.
He might even walk in and claim that he is de new PS. And he gun tell de people he come to replace Ganda Gopaul.
Already dem boys believe that some of dem in deh mad anyhow.
Dem boys seh that it might sound strange but a man walk in a school as a teacher and teach fuh two weeks.
He even beat de people children in dem head and give dem belly wuk with home wuk.
It tek two weeks fuh de school realize that de man mad. Dem boys want know wha de head mistress been doing. She didn’t ask de man fuh documents and de Ministry didn’t even send a letter of appointment.
Dem boys seh that de headmistress had to be mad too. And she lucky de mad man didn’t drop two lash pun she. But dem other teachers didn’t notice anything?
De police got de man and dem boys seh that de man start he own school in he cell. He teaching dem inside fuh read and do sums and he sharing licks too.
And while all this happening Ganda Gopaul vex but dem boys got a message fuh he. Dem want fuh tell he that dem ain’t got time to waste dem energy on gossip because life is too short fuh dem to waste dem time hating anyone.
He get some lawyer to send some letter how he vex because he feel scandalized. Well dem boys seh that whatever he think bout dem is none of dem boys business. Is he business and of course, de mad man who gun walk in and tek over he office.
But dem boys want to know wha got people suh vex. Bharrat vex wid Granger; Rob-bert vex wid de weather, Ganda Gopaul vex wid de Waterfalls paper and of course, dem boys don’t care.
But is Bharrat who vex wid everybody, including he own self.
But dem boys know is wha got he vex? De Waterfalls paper and de Big market paper stop carrying ee picture and he like see heself.
Everybody remember when he put up poster cross de country.
Talk half. Lef half.