Dem boys seh…CN de acta
When people want see action or comedy dem does go to de cinema or watch TV or go to de Theatre Guild or de Cultural Centre. Yesterday dem find that if dem go to de court when CN appearing dem have more comedy than dem want.
De man turn up and announce how de police kidnap he. Then he claim that de police hold he fuh ransom. Then he faint. Nobody didn’t see when he put de soap powder in he mouth fuh look like he fraff up.
De man deh good, good in de court and as soon as de magistrate remand he, he play faint. He start de comedy show from de time police arrest he. Is de same thing he do de day when de police was fuh charge he de day before. He faint again. When dem carry he to Brickdam lock ups dem had to carry he to hospital.
Dem boys hear how he spit out de tablets wha de doctor give he. But he didn’t bargain fuh Rohee and Bheri because dem carry he straight to de lock ups. He miss Camp Street because it was late. Dem boys seh that today ain’t passing he. Dem done prepare fuh he in Lot 12—from top to bottom.
Dem boys want know who gun carry meals. He got to eat jail food and he got to sleep wid he back to de wall. He can’t tun.
Talk half. Lef half.